It’s been a whirlwind first month for President Trump with a plethora of executive orders, increased enforcement of U.S. immigration policies, moving through cabinet picks, approving The Dakota Pipeline, reducing burdensome regulations on business and renegotiating major trade agreements just to name a few.
He can now add the discovery of seven new planets to his resume. The seven planets were all found in tight formation around an ulracool dwarf star.
President Trump immediately charged NASA with the task of analyzing the potential for colonization. A spokesperson for the space agency, Dr. Wer, agrees with the President’s rationalization. “Given the vast number of people, mostly from the Southern California area, who feel they cannot move far enough away from the 45th POTUS, we thought 40 light years was just about right.”
When asked about the plans to name the celestial bodies, Dr. Wer took a deep breath and sighed. “That can be quite the process, with many astronomers the world over vying for a say. So for now we are just referring to them as Eenie, Meenie, Miny, Moe, Larry, Curly and Shemp.